Blog AKA: Now where did I put my nerd?

I couldn't have lost him already. Where was he?

"What is she doing? She's lost her ever loony mind tearing up my ship like this!"

I threw the feather boa over the basket and it drifted away in the wind. I shoved my hair out of my face and shot a look down below. "I heard that, Hells!"

"I've never know you to lose a man, Sin!" Lisa snickered as she stroked the cannon. "Losing the magic touch?"

"Bite me!"

"That's what Ranger said last night!"

I made a rude sound in the back of my throat and dove head first into my trunk. Little bits of satin, lace and spandex flew over my head as I looked for the one thing I was missing.

And not my mind, if that's what you were thinking.

As suddenly as I misplaced it, I found it. This wonderfully bright orange sticky note crumpled in the very bottom of my trunk. I whipped it out and squealed. The pirates below groaned and covered their ears. Haters.

"That's what you've been looking for? You gotta be kidding me. It's not even a man!" Bo'sun crossed her arms over her chest and rolled her eyes. "Hells, you pulled me away from hottie auditions to watch this clown look for a piece of paper? Un-freakin-believeable."

"Hey!" I grabbed for the ropes and slid down to the deck. "Finding hot nerds is like finding a unicorn. It takes a lot of dedication and hard work."

"And you needed a piece of paper for that?" Lisa snorted, "Wench, please. I've seen you eye a nerd at 200 yards. You don't need a piece of paper for nothing."

Marnee ripped the piece of paper from my fingers and turned her back to the rest of us. "Wow. These suck."

Hal laughed, "Whoa, that was cold, Marn. Lemme see."

They both laughed. The rest of the pirates gathered around.

"You suckat this." Hellie patted me on the head. "But that's okay. Practice makes perfect when it comes to eye candy."

"Yeah. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind."

Okay, now that I've put some nerds out there, what nerds did I miss this fine nerd hottie Sunday?