Saturday, October 17, 2009

Now where did I put that hottie?

Spencer Reid from Criminal MindsBlog AKA: Now where did I put my nerd?

I couldn't have lost him already. Where was he?

"What is she doing? She's lost her ever loony mind tearing up my ship like this!"

I threw the feather boa over the basket and it drifted away in the wind. I shoved my hair out of my face and shot a look down below. "I heard that, Hells!"Ducky from Pretty in Pink

"I've never know you to lose a man, Sin!" Lisa snickered as she stroked the cannon. "Losing the magic touch?"

"Bite me!"

"That's what Ranger said last night!"

I made a rude sound in the back of my throat and dove head first into my trunk. Little bits of satin, lace and spandex flew over my head as I looked for the one thing I was missing.

And not my mind, if that's what you were thinking.

As suddenly as I misplaced it, I found it. This wonderfully bright orange sticky note crumpled in the very bottom of my trunk. I whipped it out and squealed. The pirates below groaned and covered their ears. Haters.Anthony Michael Hall in Breakfast Club

"That's what you've been looking for? You gotta be kidding me. It's not even a man!" Bo'sun crossed her arms over her chest and rolled her eyes. "Hells, you pulled me away from hottie auditions to watch this clown look for a piece of paper? Un-freakin-believeable."

"Hey!" I grabbed for the ropes and slid down to the deck. "Finding hot nerds is like finding a unicorn. It takes a lot of dedication and hard work."

"And you needed a piece of paper for that?" Lisa snorted, "Wench, please. I've seen you eye a nerd at 200 yards. You don't need a piece of paper for nothing."

Marnee ripped the piece of paper from my fingers and turned her back to the rest of us. "Wow. These suck."

Hal laughed, "Whoa, that was cold, Marn. Lemme see."

They both laughed. The rest of the pirates gathered around.

John Cusack back in the day"You suckat this." Hellie patted me on the head. "But that's okay. Practice makes perfect when it comes to eye candy."

"Yeah. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind."

Okay, now that I've put some nerds out there, what nerds did I miss this fine nerd hottie Sunday?

7 comments:

2nd Chance said...

What about James Spader in the original Stargate movie... Yummy!

Anthony Head as Giles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Anthony Michael Hall from The Breakfast Club. Maybe not so much in that movie, but as he matured...

Melissa said...

No, I didn't do all italics on purpose. Gotta quit that. LOL

Bosun said...

Melissa and her awesome HTML striked again. LOL!

I'm all about Cusack, he's been a favorite for years. And I did think she should have gone with Duckie in Pretty in Pink.

I'm trying to think of other nerds I like but nothing is coming to mind. Though I think one of the cutest things about Castle is that as cool as he is, he's really a total nerd. I loved the episode where Bennett showed up at his place and caught him playing laser tag with his daughter. LOL!

Sin said...

Ugh, I totally had Michael Anthony Hall's pic up but the photo didn't show. Stupid people and inactive photobucket accounts. MFer.

I totally forgot James Spader in Stargate. I heart James Spader in Stargate. My BFF will kill me when she finds out I forgot him. LOL

2nd Chance said...

Ah! I wondered who didn't show up for the line up!

Hellion said...

Jeff Goldblum is one of my favorite nerds, esp in Independence Day--when they win the day and he's swaggering back across the desert? Oh, MY...

And I always had a crush on Eric from That 70s Show. (Though that crush was transferred to Hyde, because he was so sarcastic and mean...and sexy in that bad boy way. Hyde was like bad boy geek.)

Holly would want me to mention Freaks and Geeks--Jason Segel, James Franco, et al.

Michele C said...

Hi Everyone. Anyone see the new Star Trek movie? The new Bones is a hot nerd. :)