Saturday, August 14, 2010
Who Will Be The Next Pirate Star Chef?
Being the pirate I am, I infiltrated the innards of the Food Network and absconded with a few of their prize chefs. Well, I borrowed them, to be politically correct. I figured we need to throw an end of summer feast in a few weeks and thought I’d get the menu lined up…
Aaron Sanchez, cooking sizzling latin cuisine, sure to set the lips on fire! (I do like his fuzz…and dig those tats!)
Michael Symon, straight from the bowels of the Iron Chef bunker and eager to get some sun on his face!
Guy Fieri, promises to bring all the decadently high calorie foods from his hit show, Diners, Drive Ins and Dives to the deck!
Giada DeLaurentis, because Q deserves something nice to look at…
Anyone else watch Food Network and have a favorite chef to, ah…borrow for the party?
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12 comments:
So, I get the squashed tomatoes!
I'll bet she cleans up really nice though...... Thank you Chance. :D
Every male in the UK loves to watch Nigella, the TV cook. Somehow she seems to manage sexual overtones with every dish. And she is the daughter of Nigel Lawson, ex-chancellor of the exchequer, so knows how to cook the books! :lol:
http://www.dollymix.tv/nigella_lawson.jpg
I like Tyler Florence. He's my favorite chef. I don't watch a lot, but I like him when I catch him. I like Guy Fieri's shows, too. He makes food and likes the kind of food that I like.
This is too funny -- last night I was watching Kitchen Confidential on Hulu and was cracking up at al the chefs and their antics. Then this morning I was having a crazy dream about a chef guy (the last guy I dated), and the dream was a good reminder of why we weren't meant to be. LOL
Ah well. Who doesn't love a man that can cook? :)
I love Food Network and especially Top Chef. And I'll admit it, I do like Gordon Ramsey, but only in the Brit versions of his shows. When he's competing with the UK celebrities in a taste test, it's great to see he has a real sense of humor.
Curtis Stone is adorable, with the nice Aussie accent. I think that's what it is. Tom Collichio has grown on me, and I like Mario Bertolli mostly because Italian food is my favorite and that's his specialty.
Great idea, Chance. And, Q, there is something sexual about Nigella, isn't there? Even I recognize that!
Nigella is a sweet looking package, ain't she! I don't know what style of food she cooks, but I figure we need a blow out feast. Since I have the last Sunday of August, we'll see what we can bring together for the day!
I liked how the tomatoe sauce on Giada resembled blood...she'd make a good pirate! ;-)
And, of course, Duff will do the cake. We'll let him out of the brig long enough to do us proud!
So many chefs, so little time to watch them all! Tyler...generally good food, right? No particular cuisine? Nice looking...
And look at Guy! He just belongs on a pirate ship!
Donna - So sad when the perfect man just won't work out. A chef, sigh. Could he repair cars and fix the garbage desposal?
Sigh.
Mario! Mario! Mario! I do love to watch him cook! Just watching him compose a dish makes my mouth water.
Yes, Nigella definitely has a sexual streak. *LOL* Or SENSUAL streak as she'd refer to it. And the kind of food she cooks is DECADENT food, like chocolate mousse and comfort foods.
I think Guy is cute; and I have a little crush on Emeril because he says "Bam!" and looks so happy when he's cooking. The tattooed guy is cute, but I haven't seen him in action. *LOL*
I have a HUGE crush on Alton Brown: he's nerdy science and passionate cooking, with glasses and Bart Simpson hair. He's adorable.
Oh, I so adore Alton. He's the Bill Nye, Science Guy of the kitchen. I actually understand cooking after watching his show!
I still don't cook, but at least I understand it!
A chef, sigh. Could he repair cars and fix the garbage desposal?
No, Chance, but he did have other qualities to go along with his cooking abilities -- both of which kept him around a lot longer than he should have! LOL
I got to see Alton Brown at a book signing a few years ago and he was the funniest comedy show I've ever seen -- when I got to talk to him, I said, "Other cooking shows made me want to EAT. Yours make me want to COOK." He was very sweet and said, "I like that!", as if it was the first time he'd heard it. LOL
I would love to meet the guy! He was at the Monterey Bay Aquarium last year, but it was a special dinner and at $100 a pop, wasn't something I could afford to attend.
You had a great comment to make to him! I'd slobber, stutter and babble incoherently.
You know, like I normally do!
LOL!
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