Well, we all know the 4th was actually yesterday, but today is the bank holiday. Which is just as well because the crew is still hung over, the hotties are still trying to set off fireworks in every conceivable location--Alasdair! Put down those matches!--and we've had to come ashore to store up on more rum. I'm in absolutely no shape to think of anything brilliant anyway. Or even coherent. Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief that they were spared a blog about great the movie Eclipse was. Which it was. You should go see it today! Go! Where are my clothes?

Join us Tuesday when the Bo'sun whips the crew back into some semblance of a schedule.

Happy 4th of July, crew!