Saturday, July 17, 2010

Ode to Tan Lines



It's summer and those of us with skin pigmentation (read: not me) have been working on their tans.  If you live somewhere that isn't 1934848457 degrees (read: not here), you might be spending your summer months outside.  If not, maybe you're one of the folks who spends some time at the tanning booth (again, read: not me).

One things for sure:  I don't care how these fellows got their tan lines.  I'm just happy they went to the trouble.

What do you think?

Happy hot summer days!

Oh, and here's one for Q.  Just in case he stops by.

19 comments:

2nd Chance said...

You know, number three is hilarious...like he's surprised at what's in his lap?

Well, I have a very interesting tan, the result of my massive burn while watching the NASCAR race at Infineon. It was lobster read right above my knees, now it's dark brown.

Sigh.

Too bad the rest of my leg doesn't look that good... Instead, I'm wearing thigh high stockings with a wide band right above my knees...sans stockings.

Quantum said...

I, of course, only have eyes for Mrs Q. Without my glasses though, in a steamy sauna, that young lady's tan lines could be quite distracting!

I know. But evolution made me that way. :lol:

Thanks for remembering me Marnee. :D

Marnee said...

Chance - LOL! He does look surprised. :) Your tan line sound hawt. No worries. :)

Q- anything for you dear....

Donna said...

OMG, Marn -- this is inspired! I am very partial to Mr. Tan Line #2, and I will be adjusting his pillow very soon. LOL

Yes, #3 does look like he's muttering, "It was there a minute ago!" LOL

Thanks for the brain refresher. I can finish my revisions today a lot easier (they're going to the agent tomorrow - yay!)

Marnee said...

DRD - glad to help girlie!

Bosun said...

Wow. Uhm. I'm actually speechless.

Yeah, good job, Marn.

LOL!

(Though that first one is kind of skeaving me out. Heh.)

Marnee said...

Thanks, Bo'sun. :) The first one you kinda have to look around the paint.

Bosun said...

Actually, it's his face I have a problem with. *scrunches up nose* I realize I'm not supposed to notice his face, but I can't help it.

Marnee said...

I must admit I didn't even know he had a face. Oops.

Donna said...

Um, just how big IS his hand, by the way? :)

2nd Chance said...

Well, if you look closely at all the faces...it's a bit dissapointing. Yes, the first guy looks a littel smarmy with that raised eyebrow. The second looks like his eyes are crossed and the third one can't believe he has a cock... And the lovely lady? Checking her tan line out...

But who looks at faces? ;-)

And thanks, Marn, for even thinking my tan band looks hawt...bless you.

Donna said...

LOL -- "This Hottie Critique brought to you by 2nd Chance. . ."

2nd Chance said...

It's a hard job, but someone has to look for the little details. :-)

Ignore those and we have a fine batch of new hotties for the ship. Though I fear the female is destined to be 'accidentally' tossed off the yardarm pretty quickly...

Marnee said...

I only trot the girls out for Q. They're disposable, of course.

You guys definitely spent way more time checking out their faces than I did when I was posting them. I was more interested in there... well, their tan lines.

Donna said...

Well, we do like to be thorough when it involves the Hotties. :)

Bosun said...

Am I the only one whose noticed #3 has dirty feet?

I'm a lost cause, me thinks.

Donna said...

LOL. Shhh. Marn won't do any more Hotties if we keep finding flaws! Besides, maybe his feet got that way from doing housework or something!

2nd Chance said...

Maybe he was looking for his cock...walking a lot...

Bosun said...

Oh, it wasn't a complaint. LOL! It was just further proof I'm not focusing where I'm supposed to be focusing. ;)