Saturday, September 5, 2009

Hottie Crew Member of the Week - Tiny Bubbles

Before we meet the newest Hottie added to the crew, it’s time to announce the winners of the autographed books from our special guest, Loucinda McGary. 


 


An autographed copy of THE TREASURES OF VENICE goes to……FEDORA!!


And an autographed copy of THE WILD SIGHT goes to……SABRINA!!


 


Congratulations, ladies. Please contact Aunty Cindy through her website here to claim your prizes.


 


Now, it’s that time of year. The end of summer and you know what that means. That’s right, it’s time for our seasonal baths. There’s a reason this is the rankest ship sailing the paperback seas. Why do you think we drown the place in rum? To cover the smell, of course.


 


Since hygiene is important, especially if you only bathe four times a year, it doesn’t hurt to bring in a trainer to make sure we’re doing it right. A loofa tutor, if you will.  And I think I’ve found just the man for the job. 


 


Whose first?


 


 


Chance, you are NOT bringing that nasty rubber ducky in here, I don’t care if he’s waterproof or not!


 


This week we welcome Hank Phillippi Ryan to the ship.  Television news journalist, EMMY award winner, and now multi-published author, Ms. Phillippe Ryan is an AGATHA award winner for Best First Novel as well as multiple award nominee, including a RITA nomination. We are more than excited to say this fabulous Thriller author behind the Charlie McNally series will join us Wednesday, Sept 9 for what I’m positive will be one of our best guest pirate days ever. Mark your calendars and tell your friends, this is going to be one for the books. Literally.

18 comments:

Hellion said...

I am VERY excited that Hank is blogging with us this week!! Her books sound very exciting. :)

Hellion said...

I'm not sure. You guys can go first...I don't think I smell that bad. Besides I think he looks a little like a very ugly woman on the swim team...the arms are nice though (for an ugly woman) *grins*

Hellion said...

I'll have my bath with him. *splashes into the tub* http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r175/moonlit2/depp_bathtub.jpg

and for Sin: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/violethailey/Eric-Northman-in-Tub-Alex-Skarsgard.jpg

though she probably likes your choice. :)

Though I commend you for finding this picture. I did a search and though my computer was going to go up in flames. OMG, I can't believe the PICTURES people will post on the internet!

Sin said...

Please. We all know I'm tartish enough to take whoever I can find that strikes my fancy at the moment.

And I'm gonna take a shower. Nothing like getting pinned against the tile while the showerhead is beating down on you. *g*

Can't wait for Ms. Ryan to join us! It's going to be a blast!

Maggie Robinson/Margaret Rowe said...

I'm on my way to a bath right now. I'm afraid I could not manage a voyage on the RWR---I must have fresh water touch my skin on a daily basis, with or without a loofah boy. And this guy? Not floating my boat. Maybe if he lowered his leg a little...

terrio said...

I give up. If you people are going to be this picky, I'm on strike.

Irisheyes said...

Dare I say it... okay, he's too young. There I said it. I'm finding I'm way more into the seasoned veteran with a little gray at the temples. Although I always did go for the older ones - never liked the boys my age. Guess some things never change. Although, I am thinking that when I'm in my 60's, the 80 year olds probably are not gonna float my boat. That's just an educated guess! :)

2nd Chance said...

Well. Hell. I can't bring the nasty duck I'll just stay stinky... Come on, little guy, mean old aunt Terrio won't let ya play with the girls today...back into yer box...ahem...

Actually, he ain't so bad lookin' Terrio. He jus' needs dark glasses on so the leer won't be so apparent.

Hel? Can me nasty duck float about in Johnny's tub? ;)

2nd Chance said...

Irish, we needs ta find a site wit' pics a' the hottie ... What be the male equivalent a' the cougar? Though they gotta be interested in females born in the same decade...

And the Worlds Most Interesting Man does not do it for me...

2nd Chance said...

Don't go on strike, Terrio! Yer still our number one hottie finder! We don't means ta be takin' yer fer granted...

Hellie said...

The male equivalent of the "cougar" is called a Manther. I'm not making it up. You can google it.

Hellie said...

2nd, when you're in the tub with JD, you don't need a duck.

Hellie said...

Oh, come on, Ter, don't get in a snit. You know we don't share the same taste in men. I am awfully surprised this one made the cut though, being he has a neck and all. *grins*

I'm sure next week you'll post someone of universal appeal. Like the Car Mechanic or a member of the Best Buy Geek Squad (there are some cuties on that squad, you know.)

Quantum said...

These comments are hilarious!

Terri, I think that your focus and vision may be a little too high in this shot.

Action shots are better. Maybe falling off a surf board or walking the plank.

You just need to make him laugh before shooting! *grin*

2nd Chance said...

Hel - Captain! I try me best not ta lust after yer dearest or climb inta the tub wit' him. He be scruptious, but...I know the better woman won. Sigh.

But me duck...he's all fer the girls, so he won't do naut with JD but quack about the ladies. They can compare notes...

Manther...really? I'm off ta google this...

Q - Shooting what? ;)

Sin said...

I didn't think men liked it when there was laughter.

*wg*

Hellie said...

Nah, men don't like it when you POINT and laugh, Sin, big difference.

2nd Chance said...

Or snicker. They don't like it when you snicker.