Thursday, December 22, 2011
The Day Before the Day Before Christmas
The ship be quiet…most of the pirates be off dickerin’ in the real world… Wrappin’ gifts, welcomin’ family…runnin’ and hidin’ from family… I’m thinkin’ might be nice ta stay all snuggled up wit’ me kraken collection…
But the ship, she still be here, bobbin’ on the gentle swells. The decorations still be sparkling, the tinsel hangin’ from the lines, the empty rum bottles tinklin’ as they roll inta each other. Aye, the Revenge bash was one fer the record books.
Sin? Well, she sinned. Repeatedly.
The Bo’sun nearly swallowed her whistle, laughing with Hellion as Jack and Hector tried to play the romance cover model and had a pose off. (The pictures have been burnt to protect the innocent.)
Marn and Hal brought their young’uns, though put them ta bed early on ta enjoy the debauchery without hindrance. Who knew the kraken could be such a good kid sitter?
Scape, bein’ new ta the ship, brought cookies, which just inspired fightin’ over who got ta eat them. Next time she’ll know that a dozen dozen ain’t enough… We forgave her and the Assassin took over distrubutin’ the goodies. Which meant she got ‘em all.
Bitch.
Now, me? I stayed behind me bar, watchin’ the frivolity and usin’ me hidden camera now and then. (Ah, these pics may be useful in 2012!) I been feelin’ a bit overwhelmed with the year a’ 2011. So much good stuff, so much so-so stuff… Bein’ a published author ain’t fer sissies!
I arranged me pirate booty on the bar and let them sparkle fer me.
I want ta wish me pirate sister’s the brightest a’ 2012… I walked inta last year full a confidence and conviction and I’m workin’ the same mojo fer 2012.
I talked ta Pirate Santa as we shared some Kraken Rum, ‘bout me wishes fer the crew this year…
Fer Hellion – I wish yer heart’s ease, many more merry moments wit’ yer Da, and Deerhunter.
Fer the Bo’sun – I wish a Golden Heart and agent! You, go, girl!
Fer Sin! I wish a glittery ice pick, all bedazzled with real rubies and diamonds!
Fer Marn – Let’s see ya in print this year! The boys stay healthy and always in love wit’ pirates!
Fer Hal – Nothin’ but good news and health!
Fer Scape – Yer special girl, and ya got ta believe in yerself. Fer ya, I wish a year a’ believin’ and trustin’ in yer voice.
Fer the Assassin – I’m hopin’ ta see all those wild stories I hear ya been hoardin’ in print!
J. Perry, Santa, and Lisa…the pirates who been landbound too long, hope ta see ya climb aboard a bit more this year! Yer missed!
Me? I want ta set the world on fire! Oh, and be selected fer that reality show fer writers… ;-)
May the kraken be wit’ ya all! Save travels taday and all the weekend!
If'n there by any question fer taday...what would ya ask Pirate Santa ta give yer mates?
But the ship, she still be here, bobbin’ on the gentle swells. The decorations still be sparkling, the tinsel hangin’ from the lines, the empty rum bottles tinklin’ as they roll inta each other. Aye, the Revenge bash was one fer the record books.
Sin? Well, she sinned. Repeatedly.The Bo’sun nearly swallowed her whistle, laughing with Hellion as Jack and Hector tried to play the romance cover model and had a pose off. (The pictures have been burnt to protect the innocent.)
Marn and Hal brought their young’uns, though put them ta bed early on ta enjoy the debauchery without hindrance. Who knew the kraken could be such a good kid sitter?
Scape, bein’ new ta the ship, brought cookies, which just inspired fightin’ over who got ta eat them. Next time she’ll know that a dozen dozen ain’t enough… We forgave her and the Assassin took over distrubutin’ the goodies. Which meant she got ‘em all.Bitch.
Now, me? I stayed behind me bar, watchin’ the frivolity and usin’ me hidden camera now and then. (Ah, these pics may be useful in 2012!) I been feelin’ a bit overwhelmed with the year a’ 2011. So much good stuff, so much so-so stuff… Bein’ a published author ain’t fer sissies!
I arranged me pirate booty on the bar and let them sparkle fer me.I want ta wish me pirate sister’s the brightest a’ 2012… I walked inta last year full a confidence and conviction and I’m workin’ the same mojo fer 2012.
I talked ta Pirate Santa as we shared some Kraken Rum, ‘bout me wishes fer the crew this year…
Fer Hellion – I wish yer heart’s ease, many more merry moments wit’ yer Da, and Deerhunter.Fer the Bo’sun – I wish a Golden Heart and agent! You, go, girl!
Fer Sin! I wish a glittery ice pick, all bedazzled with real rubies and diamonds!
Fer Marn – Let’s see ya in print this year! The boys stay healthy and always in love wit’ pirates!
Fer Hal – Nothin’ but good news and health!
Fer Scape – Yer special girl, and ya got ta believe in yerself. Fer ya, I wish a year a’ believin’ and trustin’ in yer voice.
Fer the Assassin – I’m hopin’ ta see all those wild stories I hear ya been hoardin’ in print!
J. Perry, Santa, and Lisa…the pirates who been landbound too long, hope ta see ya climb aboard a bit more this year! Yer missed!
Me? I want ta set the world on fire! Oh, and be selected fer that reality show fer writers… ;-)
May the kraken be wit’ ya all! Save travels taday and all the weekend!
If'n there by any question fer taday...what would ya ask Pirate Santa ta give yer mates?
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I like this a lot, Chance.
I have no idea what I'd ask Santa for myself (except an agent and a contract) so I don't know what to ask for everyone else either.
I hope you all get what you wish, whatever that is. More publicity, contest finals, contracts, agents. Time spent with family, time spent away from family, time to do what you want.
Peace, Health, and Happiness to you all.
XOXO
Thanks so much Chance - you're one special lady..um pirate...yourself! Hugs!
My wish for all the pirates - that their words flow freely and true and that they find excitement in their words and a positive feeling for their future.
Awwww, that's the best Christmas gift anyone's ever given me. Even Snape's wand.
For Bo'sun, I'd wish for a money tree in lieu of a Sugar Daddy, which are more reliable and less messy (hence why she doesn't have a Sugar Daddy.)
For Sin, I'd wish for a man cage to put Mattycakes, where he can be lost for hours with fun man stuff and forget to ask where his wife is while she is in her writing room, writing for days on end.
For Marn, I second The Call wish and healthy family. But I also toss in a lifetime membership from Merry Maids and The Takeout Chef and a taxi service--to clean, cook, and run errands.
For Hal, a bottle of vodka and one of those furry Russian hats.
For Scape, I gift you with a wonderful and inspiring Muse who carries you beyond your doubts and stutters to a HEA.
For Assassin, a stocked wine cellar and a Russian bartender
For JPerry, Santa, and Lisa--health, wealth, family, and peace.
And for 2nd, I wish a great big honey badger so when the World turns on you for no good reason, you remember to go, "Honey Badger don't give a shit!"
Oh, and I love this collection of ornaments! I didn't even know you could get so many pirate/kraken themed items. Where do you find them, Chance?
BTW - The Russian hat? Brilliant! LOL! We should all get one of those...
I LOVE this blog. LOL! It's makin' me all misty and verklempt! Thank you, Chance. For this and all the support and love and laughs. Thank goodness I put those post cards out in San Fran. I don't want to think of my life if you hadn't stumbled upon those cards.
For the record, I'd take the Sugar Daddy if he was Hardy Cates. Just sayin'...
I'm grateful for another year with this awesome crew. May you all have all your hearts desire in 2012 and beyond. And on a selfish note, may you all remain in my life in 2012 and beyond as well.
Since everyone seems to have forgotten Donna, I'll say I wish her a bevy of hotties and lots of contracts!!
Happy Holidays, pirates! I heartily endorse all of these wishes for everyone, and hope they arrive sooner rather than later. :)
And thanks, Terri, for the hotties and contracts. What more could a girl need? :)
Marn - Peace, health and happiness fits the bill perfectly... Though what Hel wished for you would be high up on my list, too!
Scape - Free flowing writing... I'll take this! Me words have been stifled far too long... Glad ya climbed aboard!
Hel - a man cage? Not a man cave? I love it! though why does Hal need a furry Russian hat? ;-) A sugar daddy...yeah. I want a rich ... what did they call them in the Renaissance? Ya know, a sponsor! Yeah, I mean, I don't drink ta excess or do drugs so I don't need one a' those sorts a sponsors...but a patron of the arts who wants ta sponsor and guide me career... I'd like one a' those!
Aye, Terrio, that postcard has made all the difference in me life!
Donna - dang it, that's what happens when one drinks and writes blogs... Fer Donna, I'd ask Pirate Santa fer many contracts, a'course...and hotties. We all know, Donna needs hotties...
Me ornaments...ya know, some were given ta me, some I found... Santa Pirate is the newest and he came from...MACYS! Two a' the kraken came from a wondrous local shop that always does a tree with a ocean theme and one from Cost Plus (the silly one)... Me mate Jane found the ship and nutcracker (one a' them)...
I jus' know what ta look fer!
No worries, Chance. I'm in stealth mode lately. LOL And I don't *need* Hotties. I'm just very fond of them -- the way you are fond of the Kraken.
Mmm. I should get some Hottie ornaments now. . .
Happy Holidays, Pirates! I hope the season's gifts for each of you include love, laughter, and whatever your heart most desires. May 2012 be joyous personally and professionally.
I want pictures of Donna's hottie Christmas tree. LOL
DAMNIT. You know, you think you've remembered everyone on the Christmas list and find out you missed the obvious!
For Donna, I'd get her some space heaters--because I know where she lives is always cold and I don't want her half-naked hotties getting sick. Nothing worse than having to deal with a man who is ill--let alone a bevy of them!
And I also wish her all the best that 2012 can bring--lots of success! :)
Lord, I would love a Hottie Christmas Tree just for the fun of telling Deerhunter why it's necessary to hang pictures of half-naked men on my tree. "But honey, it's RESEARCH."
Well, let me look inta the hottie ornament situation...maybe by next year...
Though...why not use Shrinky Dinks...print up the pics of yer fav hotties, shrink them and hang them on yer tree? I know, not as fun as full size hotties, but...we are talking ornaments here...
I gots me a pirate hotties...sorta a Captain Morgan type, he's leaning 'gainst one a' the nutcrackers...
Janga - Thanks fer climbin' aboard this year. Yer professional expertise has been a boon fer when I muck up the meanin's of words and the like... May ya have more time than ya have articles ta fill in 2012!
I'm thinking maybe this Hottie Christmas Tree ought to become one of those year-round ones -- you know how people use them to put different ornaments on them for each of the holidays (hearts, easter eggs, etc.) I mean, why should you have to put away the Hotties when you need to RESEARCH all year long? LOL
Hellie, I would love the space heaters, although for some reason it hasn't been as cold here as usual. NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING.
Here's what's on my Hottie tree at the moment. (I always feel torn about promoting this stuff, but if I don't, you guys will think I'm hiding stuff. LOL)
http://www.allaboutthewriting.com/donna_j_cummings/2011/12/the-release-of-lord-midnight.html
Congrats! Getting another book out is wonderful news! Now, here's a suggestion... Yeah, a year round tree of hotties and book covers... I may do this. Get one of those little table top trees, then those little picture frame charms...print up fav hottie pics and book covers, frame them and hang them!
A sort of inspirational/kudos tree!
I really may have to do this...make it a project I can blog about...
And why not crow about the new book, Donnaroo!?
I'll do some crowing also...just when I needed it...another great review for The Chameleon Goggles! http://www.bittenbyparanormalromance.com/2011/12/review-of-chameleon-goggles-book-two.html
Now, if only the reviews would translate into sales!
"Sin? Well, she sinned. Repeatedly."
Golly ...
I blame it on her fondness for Kentucky.
I figure she'd blame it on sympathetic attraction. I mean, name yerself Sin and well, yer gonna attract sin!
I wish that all of you may find Passion. For ...
"Passion is universal humanity. Without it religion, history, romance and art would be useless."
Honore de Balzac
Very logical, Chance!
And of course I wish that you find Love and Friendship.
“So long as we love, we serve; so long as we are loved by others, I should say that we are almost indispensable; and no man is useless while he has a friend.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
A toast my writer friends ... to being Indispensable .... to your friends, your loved ones and your readers. May 2012 be your best year for writing you've ever had!
Thanks, Demi! May Pirate Santa see ya get all the swag yer heart desires, be it tangible or not!
And was pointed out ta me, I forgot ta ask Santa Pirate fer somethin' sweet fer Quantum...
Scotch. Fer Q,
all he desires,
by a roaring fire,
with books by his side
long wit' his sweet, loverlee bride
;-)
Pirates be off on real world adventures...and I be off walking Bonnie, the black hearted pirate dog!
Well, not black hearted...but black tip of the tail!
My "mate" and I have spent the past two months working constantly either on art or the bloody dining room. So I'm asking for some serious time off for both of us.
Happy Holidays everybody! Be safe. Have fun. Spend time with those you love.
Pat Kirby
I wish fer ya a nice long walk on a beach, warm weather...and no worries! Happy holiday, Pat!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to the whole crew!!! Here's hoping Santa is very good to you all this year. May you enjoy lots of love, laughter and holiday cheer this holiday weekend.
Sorry I missed the fun yesterday .... you know how it is this time of year! *wink*
Scotch. Fer Q,
all he desires,
by a roaring fire,
with books by his side
long wit’ his sweet, loverlee bride
God! gimmee a double. Quick! *smile*
Oh. AND Merry Christmas one and all.
With lots of writing success in 2012!
Hope yer holiday is fair and bright, Quantum and Irish!
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