Thursday, March 24, 2011

Caption Contest!



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I love animals.  And you KNOW I love pirates.  So putting them together is good!  Right?  So, for your entertainment, here are the creme de la creme of pirate animal photography.  I would like to suggest we have a little caption contest.  I'll come up with some weird but fabulous prize for the winner.   Here's an (really lame) example.

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Okay!  Let's see what you can do!  I'll be in the corner, drinking me kraken's rum.

The Assassin

39 comments:

Marnee said...

This requires coffee.

The top one? "I cut meself!"

Yeah, not good. I'll be back after caffeination commences.

Bosun said...

The last one.

Perhaps Johnny has spent a little too much time in the sun.

I'll do better after a cup of tea. Maybe.

Donna said...

Wow, I would never have guessed there would be so many! LOL

Mine is for the first one:

"No, in the back. Way back. Can you see anything stuck in there? I don't want to have to use my sword to get it out."

Bosun said...

The second one.

Be afwaid. Be vewy, vewy afwaid.

Bosun said...

Question - Squirrel or chipmunk in 6th pic down? I never can tell the difference.

Bosun said...

*taps mic*

Is this thing on? Is EVERYONE on Twitter this morning? LOL! I'm sure of two things today. I'm going to be worthless at the day job and I'm going to hate the word "hashtag" by the end of the day.

Marnee said...

Sorry... I'm stalking twitter today. I can't seem to keep away from the GH/Rita news.

#GHRita

Oh, wait.... That's not right....

Bosun said...

It's #RITAGH. LOL! Thank goodness they narrowed it down to one. There were four damn hashtags this morning!

And I was on there, but my heart can't take it. I'm already feeling weepy, which I totally didn't expect. So silly.

Marnee said...

:(

It's not over yet, hun. :(

Leslie Langtry said...

You guys are funny before caffeine!

Scapegoat said...

Sorry ladies - you know I've been on twitter all morning. Love the excited (probably only because I didn't enter though).

Bosun said...

I don't know how people do this year after year. I might have found my own answer to Marn's contest question from yesterday. LOL! I don't have the constitution for this sort of thing.

Leslie - You should see us after a day of rum.

Scapegoat said...

Pirates - I'm hosting 2nd Chance today over at my blog and giving away her 1st novella! :)

Leslie Langtry said...

Bo'sun, it's a squirrel. Most likely dead because I don't think a squirrel would sit still for the tattoo.

Scapegoat said...

That squirrel totally reminds me of the movie Dinner For Schmucks if anyone has seen it.

Ok - gotta work on some captions.

Bosun said...

Cracking the nuts open probably isn't easy with that hook either. Poor squirrel.

Hellion said...

Okay, I got nothing.

And I'm really freaked out at the snake one.

Love the squirrel one though. That does look like Jack, who is squirrely at the best of times.

Leslie Soule said...

Let's see...

Cat - "Death to ye scurvy dogs!"

Snake - "Piecesssss of eight!"

Gorilla - "The captain is not pleased."

Leslie Langtry said...

The gorilla freaks me out. But I have a weird thing about monkeys in human clothes, so there you go.

Hellion said...

I think we have our winner for the caption contest. I'm going to laughing for the rest of the afternoon.

Quantum said...

In reverse order:

Watch out, there's a ghost about.

Snake fritters for tea?

Don't laugh. I am trying!

Damned pirates. Said I could walk tall.

Just a trim madam?

:lol:

Donna said...

Here's mine for the gorilla:

Where's my stand-in? What? I'M the stand-in. Oh. Never mind.

Bosun said...

Leslie S. wins with the cat one. LOL! I love that!

For the snake:

*with best Napoleon impersonation*

I vill not tolerate inssssssssssssssssssolence.

Leslie Langtry said...

I just sprayed hot tea all over my keyboard.

Donna said...

Terri, love the snake one!

Janga said...

Sorry, guys! I'm rotten at captions. And I had some freelance business stuff I had to finish before I allowed myself to go online. I don't know who any of the Rita/GH finalists are yet. Off to discover!

Bosun said...

Don't be wasting my hot toddy!

Thanks, Donna. LOL! Your gorilla one fits the look on his face so perfectly.

Bosun said...

Janga - The announcements came in at breakneck speed. You're lucky you didn't have to try to navigate the fray.

2nd Chance said...

Oh! The Squirrel -

Peanut rum be worth fightin' fer!

No, to go read the rest!

2nd Chance said...

I have to say...the cat...geez, those critters will perch anywhere, won't they!

Terri - I was the same way the year I entered... Just not built for that sort of thing! ;-)

Leslie Langtry said...

I really like the gorilla one, "Perhaps Johnny is spending too much time in the sun." They're all so funn!

Bosun said...

The squirrel.

Alright, Genie, you come out here and turn me back to normal right now.

2nd Chance said...

Oh, that's a good one!

The gorilla one sorta bugs me...something about those eyes... I could really see him as some nasty villain... Hmmmmm! ;-)

The ringleader of the pirate circus was going to have a black panther sidekick...maybe it should be a gorilla...

Hellion said...

Gorilla:

I think the Undead Monkey should lay off the steroids.

Leslie Langtry said...

Very funny Hellie!

Bosun said...

LOL!

2nd Chance said...

I do dig Leslie's snake one... Snake – “Piecesssss of eight!”



And the Bo'sun's snake one... I vill not tolerate inssssssssssssssssssolence.

Maria Zannini said...

Sorry I'm late. Spent the whole morning clearing land and burning brush.

Here's my caption for the squirrel photo:

"First me hand and now me nuts. No, not those nuts. The ones that aren't in the picture."

2nd Chance said...

I have one for the dog!

Yo ho ho and bottle of...kibble!